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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Santa Owes Me

Last night, my 5 year old daughter received a phone call... from SANTA! Actually, it was my best friend at work, Heather...

pretending to be Santa. Wait, if you don't believe you don't receive, so maybe it really was Santa, I don't know. Anyways, Riley told "Santa" she wanted a Justin Bieber doll. FIRST, I've heard of this. And of course, "Santa" aka Heather, told Riley that he/she would DEFINITELY bring her one on Christmas morning. Again, first I had heard of such requested gift.

Riley went to bed talking about Bieber, and woke up talking about Bieber.

Therefore, being the awesome momma I am, I braved the awful ridiculous crowd at Wal-Mart this morning to track down a shaggy haired, girly voiced, hunk of plastic so my sweet girl would not be disappointed when "Santa" didn't provide the highly desired toy that he/she promised her.

In other words, Santa/Heather Bundy, you owe me $18.88

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a Bieberlicious goodnight! ;)

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

New Gig

now that I have blogged once, I want to do it more... maybe this is like Pinterest or Twitter... you pin or tweet once, and then you find yourself constantly churning your brain over and over about it. Silly, I know. I can't believe how dependent I and most of the world have become on social media and such. Granted, I find myself lucky because I can find as much entertainment in a good old fashioned book as I can in who is dating who and who went on what vaca with what slorebag last month. Some people just aren't that cool. Sucks to be them I suppose.

On a different note, I have come to the conclusion that one of my best traits, so I believe, is my ability to rant like hell. I do it humorusly, with some inappropriateness and hatefulness, with a dash of vengance and a pinch of sass. So from now on, I will do a weekly "Somebody has to say it..." and say what everyone else is thinking but is quite too cowardly to say. I believe this could get interesting.... now if only I had readers... ;)

Losing My Blogging Virginity

Well, I have never blogged until this second. I randomly decided that I wanted to start a blog, and a dear friend of mine said I would ignore my blog like I ignore her phone calls, texts, tweets, ect. So... I am out to prove her wrong! :)

take THAT Manda Ala!!